Monday, November 24, 2008

roller coaster and the cool kids...



up and down the story of poker....


so i took monday and tuesday off and came back to play on wednesday and thursday and took friday off and played the weekend...

wednesday i made 2k, then thursday i lose 2.5k, then saturday i win the 20r and profit 4.2k, then i get slaughtered on sunday and lost 4.5k.

what sucks about sunday is..... i truly thought i was gonna have a big day, i had monster stacks in a ton of tourneys, i hate dick tease days.




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so i was at the final table of a 45 man and i took a bad beat (standard) and bubbled it (standarder) and i didn't notice i lost for a while (standardest), and i over heard the cool kids talking...

not that i need an ego.. lol (i will be bitching about running shitty before you know it)

Petie_BigStacks: ew
Petie_BigStacks: gg spr
DimJarnaby35: hes fine he will just win the 80K again
Petie_BigStacks: yea seriously
Petie_BigStacks: kids a beast
DimJarnaby35: yea
DimJarnaby35: dont see how he even plays this much
Petie_BigStacks: yea i know
DimJarnaby35: i win 100K in a month im takin a month break


this petie guy has such a sick roi in 45 mans, he is sitting over 40%, only one other guy i have seen (that i noticed, prob more out there) with an roi in the 40s with a descent sample so that should say something. he is def easily one of the very best. my roi is 23% in them and i make a lot of money from those. 40% is fucking sick.

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also i shipped $500 to the american cancer society, and will continue to make donations to charity on my big months.


Sunday, November 23, 2008

adventures.... i smell like hookers....





well, as i have already posted i have purchased my reward hooker. i was a lil bummed i couldn't take pics inside without permission and the people at the ranch want me to call corporate for permission which i really do not want to do; i would email them, so easy and convenient, but i don't have corporate's email.

i should had brought my camera anyways to at least show the trip there, i actually like the drive. i live on the north/north west side of vegas so to get to pahrump (the town sheri's ranch is in) i take highway 159 (charleston) west towards red rock. just keep heading west passing bonnie springs, spring mountain ranch, and the tiny town of blue diamond (~300 ppl).



driving this stretch of 159 we used to always see wild donkeys and occasionally wild horses (lately all i see are a bunch of weirdo hippies obv from california riding their bicycles, lot less cool than wild animals), but it has been 3-4 years since i seen them out, definitely way down considering i used to see them at least 50% of the time i made the drive. i remember as a kid several times we would have to stop and wait for them to clear out of the road, and even fed them doritos (nacho cheese which is cheesier than nacho cheesier) once.

there is actually some cool stuff out here in the desert, i wish i would get off my lazy ass and do things more often, its been a while since we just took off and had fun and i like nature shit too, im just super lazy. i should had brought the camera to document the trip, i love the desert.

so shortly after passing blue diamond 159 dead ends into 160 and i take a right and head up into the mini mountain which is kinda cool too. would be awesome to live towards to top of this thing, cooler weather, not to many people and 30 min from vegas, kinda pricey though. people go up there to hike, go into caves, climb cliffs, and i believe hang gliding. so anyways i drive through mountain springs which is right near mount potosi (or is?).

so the mountain just takes a few minutes, we go up, see a bunch of pinion pines, a bar, a fire station, and right back down.pretty much as soon as the road gets straight we see a bunch of joshua trees which are awesome...




and the drive gets very boring, just a long straight highway with nothing. maybe another 30 minutes and we start to see town stuff a little and make a few lefts(manse and homestead i think)... and head on down to the end of the road.

about this time it clicked that i could take shitty pics with my camera phone to at least prove i was there.


this is as im getting pretty close, the law states (i think) these places have to be out in the middle of nowhere (although new construction has been getting kinda close, ppl will without a doubt buy a house next to a brothel and then complain to the govt that there is a brothel next door and try to shut them down).








this next picture shows how awesome my camera phone takes motion pics, here is the chicken ranch which comes 1st, but is still right next door.







proof im in the parking lot (about an hour and 15 min drive)...




wow... some hooker is about to get lucky, i doubt she has many customers this awesome...




sooo, some hooker is gonna get stuck with me... lol.


even though i was somewhat sure of which girls i wanted, i rather just go into the bar and have a beer or 2 and see what girls were hanging out in the bar, maybe 1 of the 3 i like would be there.

i will say the 1st chick who talked to me was mya and i didn't use her for a few reasons, but i wont say who i did use or even if she was on my list of 3. i have a good reason though, i don't want the girl i picked to get in trouble.

so mya comes up and asks if i party or whatever and a few retarded questions and then asks me to her room. after i explained that i came to see her but i just wanted to finish my beer, she hassled me. "just bring you beer, you don't need to wait". obv i didn't need to wait, but i want to finish my beer. "just bring your beer you can finish it in my room, lets go to my room, are you sure you don't wanna go to my room now?". just give me a minute, fuck... "well if you are sure you don't wanna go to my room and talk while you finish your beer, i guess i will go talk to that other guy till you are done". ok whatever.

so im finishing my beer and wondering if i should pick another girl, i mean mya looks fucking old and she was sloppy with a big belly. i decided (probably wrongfully so, but i never been with an asian) to go ahead and go talk to her as soon as i finished my beer. she wrapped her arm around me and led me to her room while she tried to talk me into some theme room or a several hour "party". after i told her i just want the regular standard service she told me like 5 times how i need to go all out and she would make it worth it.

we get to her room and she asks me to take a seat and i sit. she squeezes up real close to me with one arm around me and rubbing all up and down my leg and thigh explaining how i need to take her to the theme room. after i finally got her to except the fact that im not going to go in some special room or pay for something special she finally said:

old sloppy asian bitch: "fine, but basic sex is $3000"

me: "are you serious? no way am i spending that, only brought $500"

OSAB: "dont you have a credit card.... atm card... any money in the bank?"

me: "that is besides the point, im not spending more than $500 take it or leave it..."

OSAB: "for $500 i cant do anything... well ok i will do a quick BJ, but nothing else and only 20 min"

me (laughing): "you serious?"

OSAB: "your lucky i am even willing to give you a BJ for only $500"

me: "never mind then, i'll go talk to some other girls"


she then walked me(obv not touching me any more) to some older lady who must be a manager or a boss or something who then walked me back to the bar. it was just a few minutes before another girl came up to me.

this girl was definitely hotter than the old asian bitch, not anything special but nice body and a cute face, i would say she was about a 7.

anyways she starts by asking me stupid questions like "where im from" and whatever, then quickly gets to the point:

7: "so you thinking about taking one of the girls back?"

me: "was thinking about it, but now im not sure"

7: "why is that?"

me: "well, i was just talking to mya and she wanted $3000, she is out of her mind"

7: "ya, that old sloppy asian is expensive and a real bitch"

me: "ya, no shit, she makes me just wanna leave and never come back, fuck her"

7: "i do less expensive parties, you should come back to my room"

me: "sure"


and off we went.......

once we got there she explained how she takes her time and really gets into it and prides herself as a GFE, then asked me how much i wanted to spend. out of curiosity, i asked, "what do you normally charge for all that?". she said, "i don't normally do it for less than $1000". i obv said "im not spending more than $500" and she agreed.

i gave her the money and she took it to her boss and grabbed me a beer and her a drink.

she came back in, went into the bathroom to freshen up, came back into the room where i was and as i was drinking my beer she started kissing my neck and taking my shirt off... before i knew it she had my pants around my ankles and she was deep throating me like a champ.

at this point in time she never put a condom on me which is required by law even for BJs, but i wasn't gonna complain for obv reasons (one reason i like illegal hookers is a lot do BBBJs, anyways this is the reason i cant say who i was with). it didn't take me long, while still standing i busted in her mouth, she swallowed some and rest landed on her... she wiped it with her hand and licked it all up, was pretty awesome. (i feel weird giving details, but i think this was something worth mentioning)

she insisted i hang out a while so i could fuck her (which threw me off because most hookers def try to rush you out and we never discussed finishing twice), and this was my 1st time finishing 2 times with a hooker.

good times, definitely one of my favorite hooker experiences. i always figured if im getting a hooker i might as well get a different girl every time just to keep it different, but i would consider using her again.

maybe another trip next month....


Monday, November 17, 2008

god mode ftw....




i fucking did it again... 150r... 67.8k....and once at the final table my acct got stuck in god mode, i couldn't fucking lose....

so fucking sick to win this, and i win it twice. im def ok with running super bad if i keep making up for it in this tourney.




Friday, November 14, 2008

has been done....




i haven't yet decided what charity to pick, i will try to decide soon... but i have made my other purchase already...

i will talk about it more later.... wasn't able to get any pictures though, not allowed without clearance from corporate and im not going through all of that.


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

choices (NSFW?)




1st sorry about my tilt post i just made, i can feel the anger radiating off of me, not something im used to.

even though i had my worst 7 day period ever just now and im fucking pissed, im pretty sure im gonna get my reward for my awesome month last month.

soooo, im taking the next few days off, and have a few things i need to do, but i think i can fit in a trip to sheri's ranch. maybe the girls will let me take a pic or 2 to post, not sure if it is allowed.

i have to go to the ranch because i am not allowed to have an illegal hooker, no matter how hard i tried to talk my way into it. my GF just wont budge unless she is a current porn star (std testing). i guess her reasons are good, the legal girls get tested regularly, i just rather not drive an hour each way and pay more at the same time as limiting my choices a bit. im gonna follow her rules so i don't lose my hooker privileges.

the girl i wanted most has not been there in a long time, so i may have missed out, maybe one day she will come back so i can slack and miss out again, who knows. there isn't a huge selection of good girls there now, but there are a few hot ones imo.

you guys can browse the girls currently there and give me more suggestions and/or give me your opinions of the following 3 girls of which i will most likely choose from.

here is the 1st girl Mya, i never was a big fan of Asian girls but i need to try one and she seems like a good choice:





the 2nd girl Jordan, i kinda have a thing for black chicks:






and the 3rd one, Carerra:








if i get to busy and end up waiting a week or 2 i will have a few more options. you can browse the girls coming soon and see who you like.

i see two right away i like, both i posted pics of before i think...

Logan:



and Chanel who i had before and she was awesome in many ways, but i had her before, so unfortunately for her that moves her to the bottom of the list as a backup. the best thing about hookers imo is its so easy to always get a different girl. but fuck, her body was the most awesomest.




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i will keep posting the illegal girls i find for entertainment or for you guys to use, i found a few good ones recently that i will try to throw up here next week or something.

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also something else i said i would do if i had a great month was donate to some sick kid charity or something. i haven't really looked into anything yet, but i am gonna donate, and as far as charities go i cant imagine a better one than a cancer charity.

the more i think about it the more i think a sick kid/cancer charity prob just spends the money on making the kids lives better for the short time they are alive. money might be better spent in a general cancer research maybe.

any suggestions here? im a charity newbie, i mean we donate shit to big brother big sister on occasion, but that is just leaving shit outside and they come and get it.





fuck fdjgs;lgkh;fghzdfk;j (skip)




the shit that is happening is fucking bullshit unreal, just been running the worst. for the last week the bigger the tourney the worst i'll run... until today...

then everything goes wrong, i doubt i won more than 25% of my flips and 40% of my 80/20s and 70/30s which is fucking insane when you 10 table for 10 hours. every fucking time i had a big hand someone had AA, everytime i was shot and shoved from the fucking cutoff-sb the bb had AA or at the least had me dominated (im exaggerating a bit, but fucking most of the time). everytime i flopped big i ran into a set or got sucked out on.

i bubbled 5 45 mans, and cashed 0, also i cashed 0 mtts.

close to one of my worst days ever, lost 5k. and 10k last 7 days (must be my worst 7 day period). and i still been doing good in plo tourneys (as long as they are cheapies) won 1 and got a 3rd a few days ago.

fuck this piece of shit game. fuck ftops. and fuck every motherfucking lucky faggot who always mother fucking hits. and most of all fuck KK. and fuck everyone who reads this piece of shit waste of time blog.

im taking a few days off.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

tilt... (NSFW) (sorry if offensive - ok not really)




im not sure many of you guys can relate, but i know you vegas people and probably a lot of the bigger city people might, but fuck carpool lanes. these are somewhat new in vegas and they make no sense at all.

during rush hour that lane obv hardly gets used, so whats the fucking point. during med traffic times the old mother fuckers usually with a veteran license plate will clog the fast lanes several miles ahead of where the car pool lane starts. soooo instead of just staying in the slow lanes where they should be, you know since they drive 10 mph under the speed limit, these mother fuckers just go 10 under in the fucking fast lane like fucking idiots so they can easily get into the car pool lane in 15 minutes, and still go 10 under, just with no other cars behind them stressing out.

so should we car pool so we can go 10 mph slower in the lane with no traffic? fuck that, fuck the govt, and fuck the faggots wasting tax payer money for this bull shit, and most of all fuck the asswipes who try their best to slow down all of traffic just so they can feel special and be in their OWN lane.

i have officially decided to never obey car pool lane rules and i will go in and out of the car pool lane as i fucking please and this will be my way of saying FUCK YOU. i cant wait to show the veteran dude how fucking special he is. i bet these faggots get pissed when they see a vehicle with only 1 person in that lane, its my turn to tilt these fuckers.

another brilliant car pool thing we have here in vegas is on-ramp lanes with 3 lanes, 2 with stop lights so us regular people have to stop before getting on the freeway, and the 3rd lane has no light so car poolers dont have to stop.

real fucking brilliant, make everyone come to a complete stop before merging onto the freeway. why we give these guys our money for is beyond me.

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another thing that tilts me....

it tilts me when all these fags act like obama is the answer to all the worlds problems. i wish these idiots would go look at his and biden's voting record and see how much change they believe in....

do these fucking idiots think this is the 1st politician to ever not lie? what makes him more credible then any others? esp when there is evidence everywhere he is the same.

look at their voting records.. they are good ole boys just like the rest.

also, WTF is with these fucking wacko christian fucks, sending mass emails saying obama is the anti-christ, is that all you got? you that scared? and you guys say muslims are crazy. maybe all religious ppl are fucked in the head.

if any of you honestly think we will have any noticeable change for the better by electing either obama or mcfag, then you are seriously fucking delusional. just face it, we have no REAL choice, they wont let it happen. the system is fucked. they will protect their own and continue to sell out the american ppl.

i decided for the 1st time since i turned 18 im not going to vote. im done, i give up.


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it also tilts me i cant find any new sexy hookers to post, and now that im wanting to go get one from the ranch the hot chicks aren't there. i might have to get one of these website hookers and meet them in a hotel room.

only 1 descent girl that i find that hasn't been posted yet...







Monday, November 03, 2008

almost....




almost hit it again...

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the guy that went out 9th had a monster stack at beginning of final table, but he doubled up like half the table. pretty gay, but at least he busted before me.




did shitty in every thing else, but made a lil money...

guess im taking monday and tuesday off this week and playing friday, gonna try to play most of the FTOPS events.