quickie

just a quick post....

everyone should play this super turbo rebuy private tourney... rebuys for 1st 6 levels.

GoPack27:

Next weeks tournaments are up and open for registration. Tournament #s 71903351 and 71905853.

I've also added a $2 rebuy super turbo on Thursday night at 21:40. Tournament # 71828448.

while you are at it, register for the super turbos on tuesday. tell everyone, get these as full as possible.

pass:super turbo

these are fucking awesome, if you haven't played them, you gotta try them.
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btw i didn't win anything today.. :(

so fucking sick....

still doing shitty in 45 mans, still running the worst possible in 18 tourneys a day, and still winning one.... and still is a good one.

i took down the 100 1r tonight.

i started off early real well, then took a few beats 2nd hour for most of my chips, then i nursed a short stack all the way to the end, hit a rush of cards with 2 tables left. once we were down to 5 i had the chip lead.

then i like ran into wall and really started to struggle. my stack was up and down but i hung in there.

once heads up, he had a lot more chips than me, but obv i ran well and over took the better player... again.

feels so awesome to be running hot, this is a sick run.

thanks everyone for the rail.





tomorrow is my off day, but maybe next month i will hopefully add the stars 1k into my schedule.

glglgl

head doctor. (NSFW)

ran pretty good today, did ok in 45 mans and took down the morning $55 1r on ftp. its pretty awesome to run good on sundays.

in the $55 with 2 tables left i took 2 bad beats and was left crippled, i was pretty pissed off. i always ran so terrible in that tourney, but not until deep. anyways i shoved some random hand and hit vs AK or AQ i forget which and doubled. then i caught a hot streak of cards.

i even then sucked out a few times and took the win, its been an awesome 3 months or so. so fucking cool to get to the FT of these nice tourneys and i been closing them too. feels awesome to run hot.

for those of you running shitty, just remember it always comes around, keep plugging away. do your best to keep your head on straight obv, no tilting, or at least keep it minimal, playing tight until you know you wont do stupid shit. obv we all do stupid shit but controlling it is so important.

one thing i have learned, which is good to everyone i talk to on aim and myself, is bitching about shit going wrong only makes me focus on the bullshit and actually makes me tilt more. instead of focusing on the bad, i try to do stuff that takes my mind off the game. maybe browse some websites, look for the next good porn to download, looking to see if any new hookers are advertising, all while playing on complete autopilot (obv playing very tight). then when im ready i start really focusing back on my tables. i have gotten pretty good with tilt now days, however it does still happen. also keep in mind, the more volume, the quicker you are playing through variance.

sorry about the tilt and run bad talk.... had a friend talking to me today about how he feels like it wont ever end and he doesn't know what to do. sucks when you have that hopeless feeling, but it will end, and unfortunately it will be back again.

anyways here is the tourney i took down today...






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anyways our teams were drafted today in the TLB board contest on 2p2.

glgl to my team.

seems rigged the person who set everything up got deeb. oh well.

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in the 45 man challenge, even though the results aren't updated, i must still be quite low on the list, but i might be in the black now.. lol.

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i was wondering about something... BJs....

we all like a BJ every now and then, or even all the fucking time.

how hot does the hooker need to be? and i'm not saying she is ugly because she isn't (although on another site she says she 160 pounds, she doesn't look it, pics outdated?).

this chick used to only do BJs and maybe she still only does BJs (but her site has other prices too). i guess she is known for a great BJ and was known as the head doctor.

anyways i think its alright to get just an ok looking hooker for a quick BJ, way better than jerking off. this chick charges $100, but its $150 if you want to bust in her mouth (prob worth the extra $50).





i think i may be able to talk my way into being allowed an illegal hooker for BJs only too. i'm def gonna try.

does she look 160?




i was browsing sheri's and saw a chick that i haven seen before and at 1st i thought she was gonna be hot, she has a very awesome pic, but her others showed she was sloppy....

i am only gonna post her good one though, because i don't wanna ruin it.




one thing about getting hookers online, is there are a ton of ripoffs, they will put fake pics, prob to make it more likely for you to call, or/and to get around having bad reviews.

only use girls with good reviews, imo.

i mean look how hot this chick is... but with no reviews.... i would stay away.

maybe she is new? well... let someone else be the 1st, it would really suck to get burned, be out the money and get no action. lots of girls fucking people... umm, screwing them... well, stealing basically.

anyways, lets hope she is legit and gets some good reviews down the road. realistically though, i wouldn't count on it, i mean look how deep her "about me" section is. she is only using these pics and nothing else to sell you.




compare her to this chick who is on the same site. i found her personal site too.

but she has a lil bit written in the "about me" section and several reviews you can see links to. this girl is very highly likely legit.






for you bargain hunters, here is a girl who is a little sloppy, i think this is her best pic, but she is only $200. appears to have good reviews.




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well that was a bit of a whore over load, and i got some more to post too.. lol. not only that but i need another trip myself soon, with a trip report, obv.

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sorry to the gay readers, i did get carried away last post, obv its a habit that i wont be able to break even if i tried, but i will try to cut down a bit. i am now curious if i have some sort of gay following.. lol

i responded to the comment in the comments section of that post as well.




glgl all.

i do it for the fanboys.... (NSFW)

a lot of people either compliment or berate me for my blog, and actually both makes me feel good. i am not sure why some people get pissed about it, but they do. most likely it's the thought of a vagina that just grosses them out, prob just a bunch of fags. no need for all the anger guys, im sure there are some gay fag blogs that you guys would really enjoy, maybe even some that talk a little about poker too.. who knows.

does get on my nerves a little though when 2 of these gay lovers constantly bash me at the table and on forums, mainly because i don't get to say anything back. i try not to be an asshole to anyone at the tables and shit always gets deleted on forums probably before they see it. at least i have my blog, but these fags wont stop in with the risk of seeing pictures of females.



these guys are total douche bag, cock sucking homos, who probably also like bestiality.

anyways fag #1 (lappin) publicly bashed me on the forum (i wish i copied what it said, was quite funny... something like i am complete filth and a waste of human space), but obv i cant respond without instant delete. his gay lover, rounder63 (doesn't really post there but i think they are both on some gay irish forum and a beg for money forum), immediately started saying all the same shit at the FTP tables. both use the same name on FTP as they do on the forums.

obv fagboy rounder63 runs in god mode, makes retarded calls, sucks out non-stop and gives the

Rounder63: GG DONK

28 times a day.

im ok with his retarded calls, i mean if anyone wants to call 13 BB shoves with J9 fine... def sucks he always hits though.

which he always insults me every time i bust.. fine whatever.. also his queer bitch boy lappin will jump in and talk shit too:

Rounder63: go cry to ur hookers
LAPPIN (Observer): that's funny coz i believe he goes for the
old ones

anyways fuck those guys... i hate being a dick at the table and i don't want to risk getting my chat banned, but im kinda feel like im going to have to.

these guys are complete assholes to most people at the tables though, im sure it wont be long till someone reports their chat too, i just wont do it, but i def hope someone does.

anyways i love that ppl get all upset at me just talking, ranting, and appreciating hookers. def makes me feel good.


Rounder63: Sprstoner ive read your blog sir
Rounder63: ur a disgusting human being
Rounder63: ur a disgrace of a poker player
sprstoner: ty

Rounder63: hey sprstoner if u pay extra do you ugly prositutes
listen to ur bad beat stories or how u get outplayed by
rounder63
sprstoner (Observer): outplaying =/= running like god
Rounder63: GG DONK


here is one from a few days ago from some other fag...

RUNNINGBAD: ur suyc h a
donk
RUNNINGBAD: pplese go
phuuking die
RUNNINGBAD: pplese go
RUNNINGBAD: no tlaent fu k
face
phuuking die


a good description of my blog from some homo that wears pastels....

zackklemm:
Nobody likes you at all.


Typical stoner blog post:

Benn running like shit

blah blah blah

Got gayed in 10th.

blah blah blah

Getting killed in 45-mans.

blah blah blah bad grammar blah blah.0

Won $2 million.

this after i made a good call and busted some fag....

sweeper22 (Observer): looooose
sweeper22 (Observer): my god this site on a Sat night is ajoke
sweeper22 (Observer): you have to be kidding me
sweeper22 (Observer): on that call
sweeper22 (Observer): retard
sweeper22 (Observer): fusweeper22 (Observer): 2nd pair
sweeper22 (Observer): all in...tourny life on 2nd pair
sweeper22 (Observer): haha..jesus christ
sweeper22 (Observer): you guys fu,king susweeper22 (Observer): sooo obvious you don't have the queen
sweeper22 (Observer): but next time tell me you can't fold a
pair
sweeper22 (Observer): faggggot
sweeper22 (Observer): my god
sweeper22 (Observer): lol
sweeper22 (Observer): guaranteed you are a losing player
sweeper22 (Observer): GUARANTEED
sprstoner: i <3 bluff boxes
sweeper22 (Observer): lol..cheat much?
sweeper22 (Observer): no way you play legit
sprstoner: obv i lose a ton
sweeper22 (Observer): up 150,000
sweeper22 (Observer): cheating bich
sweeper22 (Observer): to make tha call on JJ..yo uhave to be
sprstoner: lol
sweeper22 (Observer): what did you put me on?
sweeper22 (Observer): to call with JJ???
sweeper22 (Observer): eh?
sweeper22 (Observer): or is that too much thinking for you
sprstoner: 8
sprstoner: or pos draw
sweeper22 (Observer): I see you have't won sh!t
sweeper22 (Observer): in your last 15+ tournies
sweeper22 (Observer): so I guess tilt a bit
sweeper22 (Observer): on that horrible call
sweeper22 (Observer): if you put me on 8s ur a reatrd
sweeper22 (Observer): no way I coul dhave Q and dind't want
you to hit an ace or king
sprstoner: lol @ last 15 tourneys, i played
more than that today
sprstoner: meANS nothing
sweeper22 (Observer): sprtoner is classic online plaer
sweeper22 (Observer): didn't know 2nd pari was worth
tournament life on
sweeper22 (Observer): pushing someone who didn't even have
top pair
sweeper22 (Observer): forgot it was Sat night

its great....


if you guys see any of the above assholes, please slowroll them for me. tyty



i got this PM tonight... i guess 1 person likes me and my blog.. lol

By Liina Love on 12-06-2008 1:51 PM Reply Quote

I read you blog you sicko....you degenerate.

But i hand it to you...One of the most interesting poker blogs i have ever read. Atleast you have the nerve to be you. Count me in as a regular reader.

THe picture blog of going to the chicken house was sick and priceless.

Look forward to busting you at the 45 tables. Congrads on recent successes. Maybe you can afford now to get yourself a quality woman..i mean prostitiute...hey...splurge on one of the theme rooms and please document...i will be watching for you.

LIINA

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so many hookers block out their faces in the pics online... this pisses me off and i pretty much always refused to see those ones or even post them on the blog. thing is, there are some descent looking chicks doing this too.... at least i think...

i mean this girl gonna be ugly?



at least its just blurred instead of completely cut out.





what about this chick with her super airbrushed pic?




maybe some should block their faces.... like this tiny chick.






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ok ok.. i found a chick i kinda like a lot... and its not like she is super hot, but something about her makes me crave it. haven't seen any reviews on her though.. :(

what do you think?







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I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

The WBCOOP is an online Poker tournament open to all Bloggers.

Registration code: 372783

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im ready for sunday... glgl all

challenge...

the 45 man challenge that i joined isn't looking to well.. i started off running shitty, then on top of that i went on a 30 game no cash streak today (plus the last few from yesterday).

my graph for the day






really sucks, i really wanted to win because two of the guys in the challenge are real dick bags, would suck losing to these guys.

still have plenty of time, but i got a big hole to dig out of.


anyways i may join another challenge that LJ (her blog sucks ass) told me about. it is a TLB contest on 2p2. this has to be fun, but i will only be able to play 7 of the 14 days, but as you all know, i can push out a bit of volume.