few things....(NSFW?)

i got a few shitty final tables today, a 4th and a 9th. :( i made $1900 profit on the day so i cant really complain much.

feels good to be running better and to be making money, i hope it last a while.

because i started doing good the last few days, i think i might put off quitting MTTs for a while, i will let it depend on tomorrow. if i make money tomorrow i will keep playing them for a while... if i don't, i will play 45 mans for at least 1 month.

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douche bag of the day....
SCTrojans

here is what he was saying to me after he slowplayed kk and folded to my cbet with an A high flop during rebuy hour... i did tell him i had JJ:

SCTrojans: KK os fkin obv
SCTrojans: wtf
SCTrojans: jfasdlkjfdlask
SCTrojans: wtf
SCTrojans: ajfsdlkfalksdf
sprstoner: jj
SCTrojans: kfjjk
SCTrojans: alfdlkj
SCTrojans: fajklfadslkjfD
SCTrojans: WHATEVER FISH YOU ARE SO BAD
sprstoner: glad no shove pre
SCTrojans: you are the type of 100r semi regular that when you are at my table i just salivate
SCTrojans: or w/e u spell that word
sprstoner: obv im terrible


oh well... he makes my slowroll list.


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and i found a bargain hooker... only in vegas for a lil while... not the best looking but not bad and just turned 19 and she is like $200.

her site








this girl is a bit more but probably worth it, and i think she is always in vegas.








this porn star is in vegas now, and advertised an all inclusive porn star experience for $400... might be interesting...

prob my last choice though, once i looked at all her pics.

my new setup...

i used tiltbuster.com for mods for my tables on both ftp and stars. as you can see my buttons are bright red so they stick out. i also have about 10 backgrounds that came with them, im still not sure which i like best, or if i should have one color for stars and one for ftp.

i also use bright yellow cards and a bright red button, so i don't miss action.



i am using a few scripts that i found on 2p2 and/or overcards. before you use any of these scripts you 1st need to install AHK. you can read a little about it here.

1st is stars planner. this script is awesome, i love it.

say you play up to 15 tables from both ftp and stars, and sometimes they pop up under another one and you miss it for a while and blind down. well stars planner will send all your tables to predetermined spots and they cant share a spot, and you can tell it what spot to fill when... and if you want to move the tables, just drop one on top of another and they switch. it is so awesome because it works with both stars and ftp tables... although you must program it with all stars tables. stars planner has a few other features too, which i don't use.

stars urgent table is another awesome script.

this is what puts the big red box around the most urgent table you see in my screen shot. and you can customize it to be a thicker or thinner red box. it will also move your mouse to the urgent table if you like (i turned that off). it will click the time banks automatically as well.

i am using the beta version (not publicly released) of urgent table, because it is a little more user friendly and will highlight full tilt tables too, although at this point in time it doesn't click ftp's time bank, but is supposed to down the road. there is something like this made just for ftp, but it crashes my PC for some reason, and it costs money.

i been using holdem manager, which is way better than pt3 (not even close) mainly just for hud stats.

and the last script i use is the opener. this isnt really poker related i guess, but just makes starting in the morning a lil easier. it will open every thing with one click. i have it set to open my excel file with my poker stats, holdem manager, stars, ftp, and 3 scripts (the 3rd one is a quick back ground changer for stars, so i can have different back grounds on different tables if i like). a lot of ppl will have this highly customized to do different mods and stuff to auto install, i really just plan on sticking with what i got i think.


EDIT:

i recently added a new script that clicks the time bank on FTP for me... it doesn't work all the time, sometimes it misses tables, not sure why or if it will (or can) be fixed to perfection, but definitely better than nothing.

everlong (i think) made this script. FTP auto time bank clicker or the source link.

started off very frusterated as usual, but finished up nice.

made 3 final tables today, but bubbled a few and got screwed final 3 tables in a few.

i was chip leader for a long time in the 50-50 on ftp, was a very shitty feeling to bust 6th.




in the 5 gay rebuy, i really thought i was gonna win it, and got a disappointing 4th.



and the 20r on stars i got a satisfying win....



sure, as soon as i decide im quitting MTTs i have 2 straight good days...

very frusterating day, obv.... but a big score too...

i got bad beat out of big stacks in 3 awesome tourneys with 27-33 players left... just sick... the sickest beat had a 22k 1st place too. i always want to say "just if i..", because it seems like i should have some super sick days, but i never do.

im almost busto in my stars account for like the 4th time in the last few months, i think im done refilling it.

also, im gonna play out the rest of the month and im quitting MTTs. i just am not good enough to over come the non-stop bad beats and coolers.

i mean i been running real shitty in the 45 mans too, i had about a 60% roi for the 1st 500 played, and the last 150 or so pulled my roi down to the high 20s. but i don't need to win 400 showdowns to win one, so at this point the plan will be to play those 10 hours a day and see what happens.

i mean if i can get 35 played a day, which i should be able to do... but i will probably have to fill in blank spots with the $26s too, because the $75s fill to slow. but i think i can get 35 $75s a day.

35 x $75 = $2625
15 x $26 = $390
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$3015

$3015 x 25% = $753.75

rakeback

35 x $6 = $210 x 27% = $56.70
15 x $2 = $30 x 27% = $8.10
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$64.80

soooooooo.... if this is reasonable, and im not sure it is.... i can be making $818 a day playing those.

by looking at my sharkscope, you would think it is reasonable, but who knows.



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anyways i made the final table of the $216 turbo 30k guaranteed on full tilt today...






started off with a descent stack, and played good i think, but again i just couldn't get the job done heads up.

definitely a nice cash though, feels refreshing after the nasty week i just had.

what to do,,,,, (NSFW)

sooo sick.. prob my 2nd worst poker day ever today... im sooo fucking about to quit this fucking game.

if i dont have sick week, i guess im gonna quit MTTs at least... i give up. the shit i go through is so fucking rediculous. if i were smart i would just make new accounts and hope they are lucky. i hate this fucking piece of shit game.

anyways... a 3 pack from sheri's would be nice, if i wasnt losing all my money all the fucking time.

i fucking blew it... for a 2nd time....

the big daily double that is...

one day... actually the very first time i played them... i final tabled one, and got either a 10th or 11th in the other... in that one i didnt adjust my play for the guaranteed 10k you get for making 1 or 2 more spots.

today i decided to play super tight and fold into the FT, and the big stacks were walking all the other shorties, raising then folding to their shoves getting better than 2-1, then always raising me... so i busted 10th like a fucking retard...

i fucked it up, no way should this had happened.... next time i will play tighter than normal, but not fold to the 10k i guess.




so retarded getting the final table and bubbling the other one... 2 fucking times... i suck...


at least i got some bonus though....





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other than that, i am still running extremely shitty.. i either am a horrible player, or i am running way below expectation.. not sure... but for the bulk of this year i get non-stop coolers and sick beats... i have ran hot in an occasional tourney, but pretty sure im just in an extreme downside of variance. it has probably been 15 months since i had several good months in a row... maybe i am horrible. i am definitely starting to hate this game.

i know for sure i get spewy at times, and to tight at times.... but i dont think i am making a huge amount of mistakes.

i dont know... i may have to quit MTTs even though i really dont wanna...

last ~4 days....

anyways i took yesterday and today off... i needed a few days as i just played like 8 straight 12 hour days and was exhausted.

had some terrible days.... very terrible. and some ok days. what sucks is the 45 mans are going sooo bad, they are making my bad MTT days worse, and making my good MTT days ok. i bet im 0 for my last 35 of them, and at $75 a pop, that is nasty.


anyways i got a shitty 5th in this $109 on stars.. think it was Wednesday... i forgot to snap the lobby, and wasn't planning on bragging about a 5th, since i only profited $280 that day... but the 5th was worth $3600.




i think it was thursday, i had a sick 1st table in the 50r on stars, and not only that, but for about the 1st half of the rebuy period it was basically an all in and a call every hand.

unfortunately for me i was catching big hands and getting dominated or losing flips. i had QQ, KK JJ, AK, AK, JJ, and only won once and i sucked out with my last JJ vs QQ. was my worst 50r ever, i should had just quit.





Thursday i made the 50 1r (or 50 cubed as ppl been calling it). with 11 left i was the short stack with 5 BBs, and i shoved utg and got the blinds, at the same time the other short stack busted.

at which point i decided im not going to blind out, and im just gonna shove pretty much every hand im 1st in, so i can get some chips or bust 10th. 9th place guy had at least double the chips i had. i just kept getting the blinds, no one called, and i built up a bit before the FT.

EDIT: maybe i had doubled too looking at my stack.. though i don't remember doubling... im gonna watch the HH tonight i think.



i was chipping up nicely, obv a resteal monkey shoved into a big hand and i held.

when we got to 4 handed we played forever, and the tight guy to my left finally built a stack and started RRing all of my opens so i started struggling. i did suck out in a big pot once.


i was the short stack 3 handed...





then i started catching cards, and the new guy to my left tightened up a lot, i raised his blind every time gb didn't raise the button, and gb kept giving me walks because he thought i was reshipping him light (i wasn't, just happened to be good timing with my big hands).

so i chipped up a lot...





we get HU and only one person can possibly blow this...




he was shoving a ton so i finally called him down....i guess i missed the river card in my screen shot, but obv i missed, and his suck out held.






now he is chipping up a bit... he kept shoving my opens and my RRs, this time i put him all in and he called me down...... so he sucked out again... actually he just basically won 2 flips obv, but i rather say sucked out so i can feel sorry for myself.. lol




i was trying not to, but he was making me play big pots... :(


soooo, i get yet another 2nd... i get way to many 2nds.. so gay....




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you might notice my tables look different... im changing both my ftp and my stars tables. mainly to make it easier to multi-table...

i started looking into it, because of last ftp update i been timing out a lot more on ftp. i think we just have less time to hit the time button.

i bought my mods actually, i dont have time to do this myself, check out this awesome site.

once i get my tables finished i will post them....

i am also learning scripts to auto push time buttons and highlight the most urgent tables.

also looking into scripts, i found a few other cool things i will post more about later, once i test them in a full action day.

i also heard holdem manager has a feature to color code your stars players... that should be sick... im def gonna give them a try now... fuck PT3. i been meaning to anyways, just been lazy... DLed it a few weeks, just never installed it.

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also something strange happened.... i found a good p5s thread... yes it took like 4 years but i finally found one!

newbie p5s FAQ.

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ok.... im definitely playing tomorrow... glgl all.

#1 on a sharkscope leaderboard

i dont want to talk about the last several days... just gross... i bitch enough already... sooo just a quick post to focus on good...

i took a #1 spot on a sharkscope leaderboard, but still only have a spot on 1 leaderboard... more should come soon, once they update.

dissapointing but good day...

obv i get a 16th in the 30r on ftp and with 10 left in the 129 knockout, i get KK vs AJ for a nice CL and lose crippling myself and then bust 10th... sooo standard... no one bubbles final tables like i do.

then in the FTP 65k, i actually make the FT...







and when we get down to 4 handed, for the 1st time in a while im very confident as i felt i was the best player left.... then i lose a flip worth near 600k and the CL....

what really pisses me off, is once we were down to the final few tables, i lost like 3 or 4 straight flips... but i was ok with it because they were small flips and i had a stack... figured ill lose the small ones now and ill win the important big one later.....

nope.... oh well.

next time.

EDIT: i watched the HH and the final pot was only 500k and i still would had been in 2nd, but close. i did lose my final 4 flips and my 40%er.





also i would like to thank LJ for the rail, whenever im deep, she is there watching me lose... lol... she is awesome.

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and oh ya... the plumbing nightmare is over... well mostly.. now i just got to deal with lawyers and shit.. but no more getting rocked out of bed at 8 am...

sorry no poker to post... (NSFW?)

if i put a "?" next to "NSFW" in the title, it means no nudity, but skin... i know some places are more strict than others....

anyways plumbing is now done... weeeeee... i get to sleep again!!!... it sucks i have $7100 less now though, well i didnt pay them yet, but im not stiffing them.

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i am pretty sure most hookers are black, but im ok with that as i like black girls and for some reason they are usually cheaper (safe to assume because lots of guys dont like black girls)than the others.

i never been with an asian chick, so i kinda wish there were more asian hookers, there are some hot ones out there... so one day im sure.

anyways i stumbled across a black hooker that is only $200 for 30 min (ALL I NEED), and she was reviewed (good review) on a hooker forum.


her site



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anyways something came up so i have to take tomorrow off too... or if i play it would be a short late day... so i prob wont. so hopefully i have a poker brag posted in a few days...

glgl

a few things... (NSFW?)

just a few quick things.....



i was the chip leader of the evening 30r on ftp with 15 left and i busted 15th...

got 4th in the 10 1r on stars....

im really enjoying the new turbo tourneys on stars, but im not liking the extra chips in the 1 rebuy tourneys...

i hate plumbers, inspectors, and waking up at 8 am. but just 1 or 2 more days then its done.

i somehow made it high in the ftp mtt leaderboard last month... obv volume.




gotta take tomorrow off... got shit to do.



random strange hooker pic.....

uuuugh.... and a hooker game(NSFW?)?

last 3 days playing....

today was descent, i made money but if a few things were to go different i could of had a huge day. i final tabled the FTP 50-50, but only got an 8th. got a 7th in a shitty tourney. and in the stars $109, with over 1000 people, i got an 11th (1st was worth 20k). at least i killed the 45 man sngs today.

the previous few days i played(took friday and saturday off) i obv ran like shit got deep in a few but nothing panned out.

over all in the last 3 days i lost maybe 300 even though i made like 3100 today. just seems with as close as i tend to get, i should blow shit wide open one of these day.

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remember her? once i feel like im back on my feet....



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lol... lets play a hooker game

ok, the 1st 2 girls are both the same price... $350 for 1 hour. although the black chick will do 30 min for 300.

the 3rd girl is $50 more, but no face pics (man face?).

1st girl sheena



2nd girl brooke



3rd girl skylar




now say you had to pic one of these 3 base on the info you have here... who would you pick?

i tried to make it not so easy... im not picking the white girl because i dont fuck ladies that old on purpose. the black chick with the face pick looks a lil thick and has a kinda ugly (looks ok in some pics) face. the other black chick looks like she might have a bad boob job, but rest of her body is nice, but no face pics (for those gamblers), im afraid her face might be worse than sheena's.

if i had to choose between these 3, i pick sheena.

in a perfect world obv... we email skylar for a face pic, brooke for her daughter's phone number, and sheena to see if she has cute friends.