Monday, June 30, 2008

well... the end of the month

well, i hate to post this, but its been my worst month ever, actually last 5 weeks. unimaginably bad... just sick. i cant afford to keep playing if it keeps up.

i however did good in sngs, although i lost $600 i the stars $60 45 mans, i had an overall good month in sngs. my losses in tourneys take away all this money i made and much much much more, im to ashamed to post how much i lost in june.




i am having to drop in stakes to prevent going completely busto, this means i have to quit on the 2 tourneys that are by far my most profitable. just gonna have to work my way back up, and hope its quick enough to pay my july bills. sucks not having a bankroll.

the tough thing is the smaller mtts have so many more entrants increasing variance, but i have a few ideas.... im gonna pull through this... and fuck bad runs...


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just so you guys can see, here is what my monitors look like...





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also, here is a cheap illegal hooker working vegas now, that even i cant afford.






-stoner

Friday, June 27, 2008

Damn fake hookers

For those of you I dont know, I live in Tampa Florida. I went to UF for 5 years and had a blast. Im a pretty terrible person in general, but I love all the bad things in life that are fun. Gambling, drinking and girls the most. This is my first entry about this crap, but anyone on +1 can tell you I do my best at screwing a lot of shit up. I have a lot of pics of them too, usually. This ones no exception although im hesitant to post pictures of people so im going to wait at first.


So this past weekend I went to a wedding in West Palm Beach. Before i get into the whole story, lemme preface this with why I was actually invited.


One of my 3 friends I have had my whole life (Jim) is engaged to the girl he lived with in college (Beth). In college, they lived with this girl named Amy. Amy is pretty hot (like a ~7), and kind of hooked up with all Jims friends (3 of us). Believe it or not, Amy was kind of obsessed with me in college. Apparently, one nite when i hooked up with her, I told her i really liked her and wanted to be with her. When she didnt give it up that nite, i just never called her or anything. She got all upset and started coming over to my appartment unannounced and waited outside a couple times wanting me to come outside and talk to her.

Amy and I never had sex.

FF to a month ago, Beth's siter is getting married and Amy is invited (Beth is MoH). Amy calls Beth to see if I wanted to be her date. Obviously i give the OK, seeing as how its guaranteed pussy right?


FF to Thursday, I call Amy to touch base and "warm it up". That goes really well and its obvious she wants to see me (who wouldnt). Jim and I drive down to west palm on friday to check into our rooms. This is when things begin to go wrong.

I of course, got one King bed, Jim got 2 doubles. I give him a weird look and he gives me the "this is what i was told to do" look. Our rooms are connected with a door so no big deal. The girls meet us at the room and we do our basic meet and greet, great to see you, routine. Amy is looking good. We go to meet up with the wedding party at this bar down the street (rehearsal dinner is over). I have never met any of the wedding party. We stay at the bar for awhile until the wedding party leaves and its the 4 of us. At that point, the other couple we are hanging out with arrives, Rashelle and Aaron.

We go to another bar that Aaron has a hookup at. At this point Amy is all over me, touching me, rubbing my back, just playful contact that lets the guy know "U get this tonite" about ~16 guinesses and ~12 car bombs (for the group, not sure why we are taking car bombs at an irish bar, but whatever) we paid our $5 tab (nice hook up) and leave the bar. Outside we are trying to find the six of us, and Amy and I are being very touchy feely, shes ~accidently touching my junk a bunch and im rubbing her back in good amounts to let her know im interested (its not gross, its just flirty, we are all pretty buzzed). Im playing it pretty cool to this point when we all decide to go back to our hotel. The 6 of us head back and smoke some bud.


Smoking bud was bad. It ends up with Aaron and rashelle leaving and Amy laying in one of the 2 doubles. Im not going to jump in her bed (high as a kite) when I have my own room, so I hop in my bed and the nite is done (gay).

So, the next morning the 4 of us wakeup and start the day with 2 bottles of champage in the form of mimosa's. We hit the beach and have some margaritas. The girls head off to do the girls stuff before the wedding. Jim and I roll out and meet up with Rashelle and Aaron at this restaraunt where rashelle works. 3 apps, 14 beers and 3 tequila shots later, we are leaving completely fucking trashed. One important convo during the session was this:

Rashelle: So Drome, anything happen between you and Amy last nite?

Drome: Nope

R: Hmm, well we are placing bets on you tonite

At this point, i know its clear to everyone she wants it. Jim and i get ready in our suits and head off to the wedding. We get there and meet up with Amy, who looks absolutely gorgeous. The 3 of us do the mingling and so forth. The wedding begins, and ends, and we do the post party thing.

At the post party (reception) Amy and I are dancing , laughing, and having a great time (it was the nicest wedding i have ever been to, top shelf all the way, i really enjoyed it, ill post pics when i can even tho i know no one cares )


Towards the end of the wedding Beth comes over to me in wispers in my ear

Beth: Amy just told me she wants to have sex with you tonite, dont screw it up


Drome: Ill try (with a devilish wink)


Something that should be noted, is during the nite, especially during the slow dances, Amy said quite a few times:

Amy: I didnt think you liked me in college

I wasnt sure what to make of it, we had hooked up a bunch of times in college, some while rolling, some while drinking, some while sober.............ok never sober but whatever.

We all head back to the hotel, and Amy hops into my bed, Jim and Beth into theres (connecting door open). Amy and I talk for all of 3 mins before we are going at it. She keeps taking breaks in it, and im getting a little frustrated. She keeps saying

Amy: I didnt think you liked me in college

At this point I think she means, why did i dislike her. Come to realize she just wanted me to say that i really liked her in college, so she could feel like we are having meaningful sex and not just animal, fuck me, sex. Well, she continued to ask

Amy: I didnt think you liked me in college

To which i ALLEDGEDLY replied:

Drome: I didnt like when you used to camp out at my spot, waiting for me to come home


Apparently, she didnt take to well to this and went back to Jim's room to go to sleep. We wake up the next day and Jim is telling me everything Amy told Beth the nite before and laughing in my face for not scoring. Its pretty funny for everyone but me.

Long story short, I suck


Drome

Saturday, June 21, 2008

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still running very bad... about 4 weeks now... sooo sick.... i haven't ran real well in prob about a year or more, i mean i had a few tastes of running good, but they were all very short.

i also feel like im dieing.... not sure what i got, but it is like a super cold or some shit, i cant stop coughing, and a very bad sore throat... lots of congestion... especially at night while i try to sleep, nightquill at a 2.5 time the recommended dose has no effect on my cough. cough drops aren't working. i hope i don't die.

if it keeps getting worse i may actually go to a doctor or some shit.. i hate doctors, because they are crooks, but better than dieing.

anyways everyone is coming to vegas, and now i have 2 good reasons to stay home.... im broke, and sick.


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also, another sexy hooker to keep things interesting while the blog sucks.... here's logan.




ALSO... is drome gonna post? he has awesome storys, and he is good at telling them... he has a whole archive of storys and prob a few in progress.... BUT at this rate i'll win a tourney before any are posted...lol

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

hooker pic, and some poker stuff....

i figure i need to put some more hooker pics up to keep the blog on topic. when i was at rio, i was trying to take pics of hookers at the bar, but i was really struggling so i gave up.

anyways at the legal place, there is a hot asian chick there now... her face isnt the best but smokin body... im not even really into asians, but i saw her there once when i was with a different girl so i know i want her...

here is the girl i already been with....im not sure she still works there or not, their new site isnt as easy to navigate.



and here is the girl i will eventually have...



her page


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i am taking a break from tourneys right now, im gonna play multi-table sngs to get my roll and confidence back up, i had such a sick sunday, just nasty...

CONGRATZ to LJ for taking down a WSOP seat last sunday, glglgl (you better go)in vegas.


the little bit of live play last week has gotten me sick, like every year... damn poker chips are nasty, and you have ppl from everywhere, and ppl come on vacation sick, and it spreads like mad. i wonder how ppl who play live most of the time deal with it. i really wish we would get electronic tables with no chips and no cards.... obv to expensive esp for a wsop sized event.

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also, i am sure some of you notice drome is now a contributer of my blog... he should have some entertaining storys chasing vagina. he asked me several times to be part of my blog, im not even sure why he wanted to, but i decided it cant hurt, and if he actually stuck with it, it would def make my blog more entertaining. we will see... over/under 5 posts? lol

Sunday, June 15, 2008

HUGE SIGNING

After months of negotiations, I have agreed to bring my blogging reputation and readers to this wonderful blog. For those who I dont know, I am a member of a private poker forum with stoner and lucko. We are e-friends. I play profitable poker but no big scores in quite some time. Long story short, im happy to be part of the co-blog. We are revolutionizing the blogosphere.


That means more updates, im going to focus more on the hookers part of hookers and cards. While stoner and lucko will handle the cards side. If I win anything I will brag about it here tho. Thanks for reading.

Dr0me

Friday, June 13, 2008

a sign of change...

well, i ran overall bad yesterday, but i did win a 45 person sng. i played a short day, but i made a $400 profit on the day for my 1st up day in a long long time. its kinda feels like banging the fat chick when you havent gotten laid in months.... a little confidence boost and im gonna take some shit down soon.

im about to leave for caesars, gonna play their mega stack today. if im out before 7pm, im gonna head over to the rio for their 2nd chancer.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

WSOP's 2nd chancers

these things , although i always liked them, always had a bad rep. they had 30 min levels using the wsop structure, which was good, but only started with 1500-2000 in chips. i have done very well in them with those structures cashing for ~14k in the previous few years.

this year the buy in is $340, same structure sheet (i think, didnt make to deep), but we start with 5k in chips. i believe they are getting 150-200 ppl, but someone said a few nights ago they paid 27 spots, so maybe even more. they start at 7pm this year, so if you are playing a caesars or venetian deepstack and bust early, they make for an awesome evening tourney. btw, they word is on the caesars tourneys, that there are to many chips and to good of a structure, and since venetian added more chips to compete. few other casinos running good series now as well. one thing to note, the 2nd chance tourneys usually get fewer and fewer ppl until the ME gets close.


btw, im still running super super shitty :(.

Friday, June 06, 2008

been running so shitty (shitty whine post, not a recommended read)

i mean i run good too, but it seems like the timing is always screwed... like i will run hot when it doesn't matter, then shitty when it matters a lot.

bubbled 2 FTs today both running AK into AA, was CL of the nightly 100k on stars or top 5 for most of the tourney, then ran kinda bad for a while but still had a descent top 10 stack then ran AK into AA to bust 40th. I had AA lose all in pre like 5 times today and kk ran into AA 2 times...

flopped a FH of course against quads, flopped a set obv dude flopped straight flush, also ran AA into a flopped royal, lost a huge CL in a $20 180 ppl sng 3 handed BvB i flop top 2 he flops a straight.

seems like i always run bad, i don't get it.

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i went down to the rio last night after my online session, i played just 1 $325 sat (and a 9 way $100 LL), lasted about 2-2.5 hours (10 ppl), i busted 4 handed with blinds 300/600 and about 3k stack, JJ lost to 66 obv.


i hate poker.