this guy...

well, i took a few days off (friday-monday) and we went up to salt lake city to visit my sister and her family. they moved up there last spring and we haven't been up to visit yet due to a few things that fucked up our previously planned trips. this was our last descent opportunity, and i was done putting it off even though......

this is what i was having to drive through...



that was at a gas station a few hours into the trip when i pulled over to get air. obviously the air compressor hose didn't have a pressure gauge on the end of it, so i had to run inside and buy one.

so standard that the super friendly utah people didn't tell me the air hose was broken and i couldn't get air.

i almost put on my snow chains at that point because the freeway had about 5 inches on it, but im very lazy and chose to just go for it.

the next 3 gas stations didn't even have air, and the 4th was almost like winning the lottery. so i go to fill up my tire and the gas station employee is just standing there staring at me like i was dangerous. i just do my thing as i have been to utah many times and i know how these fucks are. they are fucking weird. then obviously it turns out that air also didn't work.... wtf.

these mother fuckers need to be face fucked in front of their children, all 15 of them.

the gas station across the street got my problem solved, and lucky for me it was closed for the night, so i didn't have to deal with more mormon fuck bags.

so back on the nasty freeway with no snow plows and very low visibility and cars sliding off the side like mad. this was brutal for me as i really have very limited snow driving experience, but just kept it slow. it was blizzardy for about half the trip, and it took many hours longer than it would had normally (but obviously way better than an unexpected camping trip on the side of the freeway).



so we rolled into town pretty late, must had been 2:30-3am. i had ordered a big hotel room with a separate bedroom so i could sleep while the girlfriend would deal with the baby, but i had a problem....

i had no beer, unfortunately no mini-bar thing, and really not familiar with the area as well as not being sure if i could buy beer at 3 am in utah. so i went down to ask the guy at the front desk.

this dude said i could still get beer (thank god, but ftr, not the mormon god), but said i had to make about a 10 min drive which seemed retarded, but whatever. i need a few beers, so i head out on my mission.

anyways i pull up at this gas station (which was the one he led me to and the 1st one i saw taking his suggested route) and head over to the beer section. the damn door was stuck, i tried pulling it open a few times wanting some fucking beer. then the clerk comes over and says, "we don't sell beer from 1am - 6am".

fuck. "the guy at my hotel said i could buy some beer, this sucks". so the clerk then explains, "well, you can, this is just our personal policy, there is another place not to far...".

ok cool. he leads me to about 4 min from my hotel room, but obviously a different direction than other guy had led me. fuck it, im getting some beer!!!

so, i pull up to this 7-11 and the clerk was outside talking to some lady carrying some boxes, and they both looked at my car and noticed my nevada plates. i walk on up and say, "hows it going", and got not response. i walk on in to the store and head on over to the beer section which has at least double the choices as the last place.

the weird clerk dude from outside followed me on in, which is understandable, who wants a nevadan in their store. he is standing right behind me but fucking with some shit on the shelf. so i grab two 6 packs, one was michelob pale ale (which was new to me), and one was negro modelo (which i know i like), and i bring them up to the register.

the clerk never came up to the register, and im not sure what he was doing, but i remembered i should get a few bottles of water for the morning. after i got the water he followed me up to the register.

nutbag: "i cant sell you that beer"
me: "you gotta be fucking kidding me?"
nutbag: "no beer between 1 and 6"
me: "thanks for telling me when i was browsing your selection"

again, if these dicks just straight up told me i cant buy beer instead of sending on a wild goose chase, i wouldn't had been nearly as mad, but this shit is fucked, but not at all out of the norm when dealing with utah people, this is just how they do things.

they think they are so much better than us regular people, are so fucking judgmental, and treat people like shit. so fucking annoying, and i have other very similar storys from my other utah adventures.

but anyways, how much sense does it make, that some fucking idiot can buy a beer on the way to work, and i cant grab one before bed, these guys are fucking brilliant. i don't hate government for nothing.

so... all you utah fucks.... here is your fair warning.... if you see this guy:



he will face fuck you.....




i did go skiing while up there, the snow is fucking awesome in utah, the state (minus the people obv) is the most awesomest state ever. was a little cold, and it was blizzarding the whole time, but you cant touch that fucking snow.

we also took the kids sledding which was fun. my sister accidentally hit a jump and wiped out, but her kid is tough. i had the death machine (my sled which always twisted and dumped us) and had a blast with my daughter (though she didn't seem to really enjoy it till the end).



also the way home was a fucking mess, prob worse than the ride up. maybe not as many hours of snow, but what we had was much more hardcore.


this was the last gas station we stopped at in utah on the way back, only snowed a little while after this stop, but the roads were fucking slick, must has seen 20 cars stuck off side of freeway in the hour before and after this town.






all in all a good trip.......


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my 1st day back playing, i had a rough day. still struggling bad in the 45 mans, nothing ever works out, running into monsters, tons of sick beats, and the timing is always fucked... so sick....

i did win a small PLO tourney, but i still was down $2800 on the day even so (i played the stars 1k today).

taking the next few days off as well, but will be playing on friday.






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there are a few new hookers that might need some attention, im not sure yet. nothing awesome by any means, but descent. i never found the time to get my hooker for this month, so hopefully in January i can get it done.

i also still need to make my charity donation, which i will make even if i don't get my december hooker. i might make it to the same place, or maybe that st.judes, haven't decided yet.

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also, lucko and lj are trying to talk me into going to AC to play the main event of this tourney, i am not really sure if i can or want to yet.

after reading the 2p2 link, i def want to play the main event, but im pretty sure if i go i would play the tournament the previous thursday as well.

im not sure if any of you readers would be interested in buying pieces of me in those or not, but if so i would need 10-15% juice for my room and travel expenses. i would prob do it for 10% even though it should definitely be more. i would be willing to sell at most half my action.

let me know if any you are interested, so i can try to figure out what i want to do.

thanks...

glgl

super turbo challenge

its that time again....





here ya go...

The Super Turbo Challenge is back. The Super Turbo Challenge is actually two tournaments. Each one is a 300 chip turbo mtt set up like the popular super turbo sngs on full tilt poker.


All players are welcome. Invite all your friends. Trying to get as many people to play these as we can.

Every Tuesday 21:40 est. $10+1 buy in, password is super turbo.

Every Tuesday 22:00 est. $10+1 buy in, password is super turbo.

This weeks tournament numbers are: 72743057 and 72745429

my 1st 6m holdem win...

i made 2 final tables today...

the 1st one was the $75 22.5k........

once in the money, i lost a huge pot. it was probably a bad beat, cant remember for sure (had many tables going, running relatively poorly and was quite angry at the time), i was left with a half a big blind.

with antes, obv i had to just play whatever my next hand was. it was a 3 way pot and i won, i shoved the next hand and won verses 1 guy. then waited a while and won another.....

next thing you know i had 15 BBs again and back in the game.

with 2 tables left i had build up to a top 5 stack, and i took another big loss and was left with 4 BBs.... built it back up and got the the final table 4/9 i believe.

at the final table i almost immediately lost a flip and was down to about 12 BBs. at this pint i just played a standard stack size game and was doing ok. i built up an ok stack once again, and lost yet another flip verses the same guy. and out 4th....



the other tourney i final tabled was the 100 1 rebuy and add on. it was a 6 max today, which i never really did well at before, and is one of the toughest tourneys on full tilt in my opinion.

i was real fortunate as once i got deep i had mostly good tables, and with 2 tables left i had a very soft table that just let me play pretty aggressive and never really fought back. this obviously allowed me to really build my stack a lot, im pretty sure i more than tripled my stack size during this time, mostly with no showdowns.

once at the final table, again i was very lucky, only a few players that would give me trouble, and the toughest who had position on me got unlucky and busted right away. the other guy wasn't necessarily that good, but was very aggressive and a little difficult to play against. i had position on the sorta-maniac (i learned him well and he was a maniac in some ways, but let me get a way with a ton in others), so he wasn't that bad, just mostly needed to be patient.

it really felt like i was playing great and was the favorite to win this. pretty much all the hands had no showdowns and i won the few i had, so obv ran well also (as you must to win).

it really seemed like i dominated the whole last 2 tables here, felt nice. again i was very lucky to not be against half the top 10 on p5s like usual in this thing.

pretty awesome day...

super turbo rebuy

just a quick reminder, i got 8 tables going now, but...

you guys should play the super turbo rebuy tonight.

Super Turbo Rebuy is open for registration.

Thursday night at 21:40. Tournament # 72146855. Password is super turbo

This is a $2+1 rebuy tournament. 300 starting chips and 3 minute levels. Unlimited rebuys for first 6 levels, $2 for 300 chips. One add on available, $2 for 500 chips.

Last week we had 58 entries and a prize pool over $1100.

Please feel free to invite everyone and post about this in your blogs or on other forums. All Players are welcome.
Hopefully we can make this tournament as successful as the Tuesday tournaments have been.

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also it snowed...



the leaves haven't even fallen off my tree yet.

Frosty...

some of you may already know this story, but it is fun to laugh at people who fuck up, but this isn't really fucking up, its more of making a terrible judgment call that cost you tons of money at the same time as dicking out on your friend.

as any of you who have been following my blog for a descent amount of time should know, i was running very bad for a long fucking time. and all this happened right after i lost my job and our daughter was born. it seemed like it would never end, then i would when 12k one month, just to lost 19k the next, and 5k the month after.

so.... i had a descent roll before all of this, but i used almost all of it for bills at the end of last year and beginning of this year. the rest went to the tables.

but, before i get to far ahead of myself here, let me explain something. i wasn't supposed to have to use my money to play, so me blowing my money on bills and shit was fine and wasn't going to fuck me out of playing cards full time as planned.

the guy who was supposed to back me was someone i considered a friend, we talked on aim almost daily for about 9 months maybe, he is a well known poker player now who has had some great sunday success.

i would like to point out that this whole backing thing was his idea, as he was running hot and wanted to invest money in a number of things (house, car, business and/or backing). even in late December, he kept asking me everyday, "you want to start today? you sure?", but i kept explaining that i had a lot on my plate, and didn't want to start till my daughter was born which was supposed to be the 1st weak of January.

so comes the 1st week of January, and he wasn't contacting me but that was fine as my daughter wasn't born till the 8th. so after we got settled down a bit here at the house i contacted him and asked if i could start now. he was real quick with me on aim and just said his 2 other horses were in deep makeup and wanted to wait till feb 1st.

right before i talked to him that day, a buddy (used to be, until he became a scammer) of mine was asking me if this guy would back him too, and i told him i would ask.

so as the backer was trying to be quick with me on aim, i mentioned, "to bad your down so much, a friend of mine was wanting to get on too". NOW all of a sudden i had his interest, "which buddy?". so i told him who the player was and he said maybe but not quite yet.

so a few days later i hear from a friend that he took this player on already, you see the friend was confused as to why he couldn't take me for a month but could take others. i was lil upset too i guess, but i figured fine, i been running terrible and this other guy was running very hot as of late. i will just wait my month and see what he does, even though it seemed obv he decided he no longer was interested.

it isn't the fact he obv change his mind that bugs me, its how he handled it....

so.. the month came, and he was avoiding me like the plague, so i knew what was going on. he would just keep giving me excuses and what not. i finally mentioned that i knew he took on my buddy, "oh, he told you?". obv not, "i heard it from another friend".

silence.....

"so, whats going on, you change your mind or what?"

he then explained to me how i am a terrible poker player who spews like mad, and i wasn't running bad, i am just no good. he went on to tell me i should quit MTTS, and he would think about backing me in sngs down the road... blah blah blah....

i tried to tell him i just been running very shitty, and he insisted that "descent MTTers will very rarely ever have a down month, and wont have 2-3, you are a bad investment".

btw, i had to sell my truck to stay in the game, it was a close call for me, but i did pull through, obv.

and that was the end of him as far as i care. fuck him. after that i simply didn't exist anymore, i mean he would even ignore me at the tables. i aimed him to congratulate his deep run in the majors and all i got was a "im so excited, thanks" and nothing else, ever after.

its this that makes this fun for me, because if he would had been straight up with me, and not blew me off, and pretend we were never friends or whatever, things would had been different.

but because he was a complete douche fuck bag, it gives me great fucking pleasure to say...

hey frosty boy, yes you, the homo who text me his pic because you thought you looked weird and thought that was the reason you couldn't meet friends at college, and yes you the dude who would ask me life advice 3 times a fucking week for months...

you are obv to fucking cool now, you are way above regular fucking ppl.... you remember back when you were a busto rail bird annoying all the big name pros? remember those guys who weren't to cool to talk to you? why you think that is? maybe because most aren't complete pieces of shit... obv, everyone is different.... just don't forget who you were.

i got something to say to you....

you are a bitch and i hope you choke on a cock. i laugh at you every time i realize how much money i saved because you bitched out.

thanks for the extra ~80k, i will enjoy the fuck out of it. and i will keep laughing every time i spend some.


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btw, sunday was terrible, but it did get a 2nd in the 30r on Saturday.





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its gonna be impossible for me to win the 45 man contest now, and i am only pulling shitty scores for the 2p2 contest as well... oh well... fuck it.


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who likes free appetizers?


glglgl

quickie

just a quick post....

everyone should play this super turbo rebuy private tourney... rebuys for 1st 6 levels.

GoPack27:

Next weeks tournaments are up and open for registration. Tournament #s 71903351 and 71905853.

I've also added a $2 rebuy super turbo on Thursday night at 21:40. Tournament # 71828448.

while you are at it, register for the super turbos on tuesday. tell everyone, get these as full as possible.

pass:super turbo

these are fucking awesome, if you haven't played them, you gotta try them.
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btw i didn't win anything today.. :(

so fucking sick....

still doing shitty in 45 mans, still running the worst possible in 18 tourneys a day, and still winning one.... and still is a good one.

i took down the 100 1r tonight.

i started off early real well, then took a few beats 2nd hour for most of my chips, then i nursed a short stack all the way to the end, hit a rush of cards with 2 tables left. once we were down to 5 i had the chip lead.

then i like ran into wall and really started to struggle. my stack was up and down but i hung in there.

once heads up, he had a lot more chips than me, but obv i ran well and over took the better player... again.

feels so awesome to be running hot, this is a sick run.

thanks everyone for the rail.





tomorrow is my off day, but maybe next month i will hopefully add the stars 1k into my schedule.

glglgl

head doctor. (NSFW)

ran pretty good today, did ok in 45 mans and took down the morning $55 1r on ftp. its pretty awesome to run good on sundays.

in the $55 with 2 tables left i took 2 bad beats and was left crippled, i was pretty pissed off. i always ran so terrible in that tourney, but not until deep. anyways i shoved some random hand and hit vs AK or AQ i forget which and doubled. then i caught a hot streak of cards.

i even then sucked out a few times and took the win, its been an awesome 3 months or so. so fucking cool to get to the FT of these nice tourneys and i been closing them too. feels awesome to run hot.

for those of you running shitty, just remember it always comes around, keep plugging away. do your best to keep your head on straight obv, no tilting, or at least keep it minimal, playing tight until you know you wont do stupid shit. obv we all do stupid shit but controlling it is so important.

one thing i have learned, which is good to everyone i talk to on aim and myself, is bitching about shit going wrong only makes me focus on the bullshit and actually makes me tilt more. instead of focusing on the bad, i try to do stuff that takes my mind off the game. maybe browse some websites, look for the next good porn to download, looking to see if any new hookers are advertising, all while playing on complete autopilot (obv playing very tight). then when im ready i start really focusing back on my tables. i have gotten pretty good with tilt now days, however it does still happen. also keep in mind, the more volume, the quicker you are playing through variance.

sorry about the tilt and run bad talk.... had a friend talking to me today about how he feels like it wont ever end and he doesn't know what to do. sucks when you have that hopeless feeling, but it will end, and unfortunately it will be back again.

anyways here is the tourney i took down today...






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anyways our teams were drafted today in the TLB board contest on 2p2.

glgl to my team.

seems rigged the person who set everything up got deeb. oh well.

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in the 45 man challenge, even though the results aren't updated, i must still be quite low on the list, but i might be in the black now.. lol.

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i was wondering about something... BJs....

we all like a BJ every now and then, or even all the fucking time.

how hot does the hooker need to be? and i'm not saying she is ugly because she isn't (although on another site she says she 160 pounds, she doesn't look it, pics outdated?).

this chick used to only do BJs and maybe she still only does BJs (but her site has other prices too). i guess she is known for a great BJ and was known as the head doctor.

anyways i think its alright to get just an ok looking hooker for a quick BJ, way better than jerking off. this chick charges $100, but its $150 if you want to bust in her mouth (prob worth the extra $50).





i think i may be able to talk my way into being allowed an illegal hooker for BJs only too. i'm def gonna try.

does she look 160?




i was browsing sheri's and saw a chick that i haven seen before and at 1st i thought she was gonna be hot, she has a very awesome pic, but her others showed she was sloppy....

i am only gonna post her good one though, because i don't wanna ruin it.




one thing about getting hookers online, is there are a ton of ripoffs, they will put fake pics, prob to make it more likely for you to call, or/and to get around having bad reviews.

only use girls with good reviews, imo.

i mean look how hot this chick is... but with no reviews.... i would stay away.

maybe she is new? well... let someone else be the 1st, it would really suck to get burned, be out the money and get no action. lots of girls fucking people... umm, screwing them... well, stealing basically.

anyways, lets hope she is legit and gets some good reviews down the road. realistically though, i wouldn't count on it, i mean look how deep her "about me" section is. she is only using these pics and nothing else to sell you.




compare her to this chick who is on the same site. i found her personal site too.

but she has a lil bit written in the "about me" section and several reviews you can see links to. this girl is very highly likely legit.






for you bargain hunters, here is a girl who is a little sloppy, i think this is her best pic, but she is only $200. appears to have good reviews.




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well that was a bit of a whore over load, and i got some more to post too.. lol. not only that but i need another trip myself soon, with a trip report, obv.

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sorry to the gay readers, i did get carried away last post, obv its a habit that i wont be able to break even if i tried, but i will try to cut down a bit. i am now curious if i have some sort of gay following.. lol

i responded to the comment in the comments section of that post as well.




glgl all.

i do it for the fanboys.... (NSFW)

a lot of people either compliment or berate me for my blog, and actually both makes me feel good. i am not sure why some people get pissed about it, but they do. most likely it's the thought of a vagina that just grosses them out, prob just a bunch of fags. no need for all the anger guys, im sure there are some gay fag blogs that you guys would really enjoy, maybe even some that talk a little about poker too.. who knows.

does get on my nerves a little though when 2 of these gay lovers constantly bash me at the table and on forums, mainly because i don't get to say anything back. i try not to be an asshole to anyone at the tables and shit always gets deleted on forums probably before they see it. at least i have my blog, but these fags wont stop in with the risk of seeing pictures of females.



these guys are total douche bag, cock sucking homos, who probably also like bestiality.

anyways fag #1 (lappin) publicly bashed me on the forum (i wish i copied what it said, was quite funny... something like i am complete filth and a waste of human space), but obv i cant respond without instant delete. his gay lover, rounder63 (doesn't really post there but i think they are both on some gay irish forum and a beg for money forum), immediately started saying all the same shit at the FTP tables. both use the same name on FTP as they do on the forums.

obv fagboy rounder63 runs in god mode, makes retarded calls, sucks out non-stop and gives the

Rounder63: GG DONK

28 times a day.

im ok with his retarded calls, i mean if anyone wants to call 13 BB shoves with J9 fine... def sucks he always hits though.

which he always insults me every time i bust.. fine whatever.. also his queer bitch boy lappin will jump in and talk shit too:

Rounder63: go cry to ur hookers
LAPPIN (Observer): that's funny coz i believe he goes for the
old ones

anyways fuck those guys... i hate being a dick at the table and i don't want to risk getting my chat banned, but im kinda feel like im going to have to.

these guys are complete assholes to most people at the tables though, im sure it wont be long till someone reports their chat too, i just wont do it, but i def hope someone does.

anyways i love that ppl get all upset at me just talking, ranting, and appreciating hookers. def makes me feel good.


Rounder63: Sprstoner ive read your blog sir
Rounder63: ur a disgusting human being
Rounder63: ur a disgrace of a poker player
sprstoner: ty

Rounder63: hey sprstoner if u pay extra do you ugly prositutes
listen to ur bad beat stories or how u get outplayed by
rounder63
sprstoner (Observer): outplaying =/= running like god
Rounder63: GG DONK


here is one from a few days ago from some other fag...

RUNNINGBAD: ur suyc h a
donk
RUNNINGBAD: pplese go
phuuking die
RUNNINGBAD: pplese go
RUNNINGBAD: no tlaent fu k
face
phuuking die


a good description of my blog from some homo that wears pastels....

zackklemm:
Nobody likes you at all.


Typical stoner blog post:

Benn running like shit

blah blah blah

Got gayed in 10th.

blah blah blah

Getting killed in 45-mans.

blah blah blah bad grammar blah blah.0

Won $2 million.

this after i made a good call and busted some fag....

sweeper22 (Observer): looooose
sweeper22 (Observer): my god this site on a Sat night is ajoke
sweeper22 (Observer): you have to be kidding me
sweeper22 (Observer): on that call
sweeper22 (Observer): retard
sweeper22 (Observer): fusweeper22 (Observer): 2nd pair
sweeper22 (Observer): all in...tourny life on 2nd pair
sweeper22 (Observer): haha..jesus christ
sweeper22 (Observer): you guys fu,king susweeper22 (Observer): sooo obvious you don't have the queen
sweeper22 (Observer): but next time tell me you can't fold a
pair
sweeper22 (Observer): faggggot
sweeper22 (Observer): my god
sweeper22 (Observer): lol
sweeper22 (Observer): guaranteed you are a losing player
sweeper22 (Observer): GUARANTEED
sprstoner: i <3 bluff boxes
sweeper22 (Observer): lol..cheat much?
sweeper22 (Observer): no way you play legit
sprstoner: obv i lose a ton
sweeper22 (Observer): up 150,000
sweeper22 (Observer): cheating bich
sweeper22 (Observer): to make tha call on JJ..yo uhave to be
sprstoner: lol
sweeper22 (Observer): what did you put me on?
sweeper22 (Observer): to call with JJ???
sweeper22 (Observer): eh?
sweeper22 (Observer): or is that too much thinking for you
sprstoner: 8
sprstoner: or pos draw
sweeper22 (Observer): I see you have't won sh!t
sweeper22 (Observer): in your last 15+ tournies
sweeper22 (Observer): so I guess tilt a bit
sweeper22 (Observer): on that horrible call
sweeper22 (Observer): if you put me on 8s ur a reatrd
sweeper22 (Observer): no way I coul dhave Q and dind't want
you to hit an ace or king
sprstoner: lol @ last 15 tourneys, i played
more than that today
sprstoner: meANS nothing
sweeper22 (Observer): sprtoner is classic online plaer
sweeper22 (Observer): didn't know 2nd pari was worth
tournament life on
sweeper22 (Observer): pushing someone who didn't even have
top pair
sweeper22 (Observer): forgot it was Sat night

its great....


if you guys see any of the above assholes, please slowroll them for me. tyty



i got this PM tonight... i guess 1 person likes me and my blog.. lol

By Liina Love on 12-06-2008 1:51 PM Reply Quote

I read you blog you sicko....you degenerate.

But i hand it to you...One of the most interesting poker blogs i have ever read. Atleast you have the nerve to be you. Count me in as a regular reader.

THe picture blog of going to the chicken house was sick and priceless.

Look forward to busting you at the 45 tables. Congrads on recent successes. Maybe you can afford now to get yourself a quality woman..i mean prostitiute...hey...splurge on one of the theme rooms and please document...i will be watching for you.

LIINA

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so many hookers block out their faces in the pics online... this pisses me off and i pretty much always refused to see those ones or even post them on the blog. thing is, there are some descent looking chicks doing this too.... at least i think...

i mean this girl gonna be ugly?



at least its just blurred instead of completely cut out.





what about this chick with her super airbrushed pic?




maybe some should block their faces.... like this tiny chick.






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ok ok.. i found a chick i kinda like a lot... and its not like she is super hot, but something about her makes me crave it. haven't seen any reviews on her though.. :(

what do you think?







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I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

The WBCOOP is an online Poker tournament open to all Bloggers.

Registration code: 372783

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im ready for sunday... glgl all

challenge...

the 45 man challenge that i joined isn't looking to well.. i started off running shitty, then on top of that i went on a 30 game no cash streak today (plus the last few from yesterday).

my graph for the day






really sucks, i really wanted to win because two of the guys in the challenge are real dick bags, would suck losing to these guys.

still have plenty of time, but i got a big hole to dig out of.


anyways i may join another challenge that LJ (her blog sucks ass) told me about. it is a TLB contest on 2p2. this has to be fun, but i will only be able to play 7 of the 14 days, but as you all know, i can push out a bit of volume.

easy game.

well, today started just as bad as it has every other day has lately. been running terrible.

thankfully i didn't tilt at all, because i won one of the last tourneys i played today, and i ran super hot, def made up for all the bullshit i been putting up with lately. i must had sucked out like 5 times in this tourney.....

past 10 days or so i was down between 10-15k, then B000M....

awesome score, thanks to all who were railing me.

tokin' white guy....

as far as poker goes i been running terrible the last 8 days or so... pretty nasty.


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anyways i took down the ftp leaderboard again....ship the 1k....



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there are a pair of super turbo private tourneys on FTP tomorrow evening, these are fucking fun. last week they got 49 players i think.

i cant really play tomorrow but i am gonna try to at least play these....

tuesday at 21:40 and 22:00 ftp time, passes for both are:super turbo, both are $11. everyone should play and spam these tourneys, get as many ppl in them as possible. this is the 1st week they are doing a 2nd chance i believe... i love the idea.

anyways im registered for them and nothing else as of now, so they should be easy to find if you search my name.

p5s link

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45 man challenge just started, it is $100 to get in, everyone is welcome (i think).

all your 45 mans from dec 1st till end of month count, but you have till the 3rd to sign up. you only have to play 150 games to get your scores to qualify.

sign-up thread


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i really feel bad for the jews because bacon might be better than sex, its close.

not sure, but maybe the jew beard makes up for it....


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my sister and her family came down from utah for thanksgiving, they have a son who is just turning 1 year old (3 weeks older than my daughter).

so we were forced by the women to go get pictures taken which sucked ass and took several hours, but afterwords a few of us got pretty drunk on Fremont street.

we ended up talking to the tokin' white guy, not sure if he was telling the truth or a weird bum (clothes looked kinda new), but he had a few cool stories, and even showed us his marijuana card.

thought about this today because my sister emailed me the pic from her phone... im pretty sure i was pretty wasted by this time.....






partying on fremont is almost always awesome.... always have a fucking blast down there.... never bored, always funny shit, cheap beer and food, and often live music. i should go more often.

fried twinkie ftw.

roller coaster and the cool kids...

up and down the story of poker....


so i took monday and tuesday off and came back to play on wednesday and thursday and took friday off and played the weekend...

wednesday i made 2k, then thursday i lose 2.5k, then saturday i win the 20r and profit 4.2k, then i get slaughtered on sunday and lost 4.5k.

what sucks about sunday is..... i truly thought i was gonna have a big day, i had monster stacks in a ton of tourneys, i hate dick tease days.




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so i was at the final table of a 45 man and i took a bad beat (standard) and bubbled it (standarder) and i didn't notice i lost for a while (standardest), and i over heard the cool kids talking...

not that i need an ego.. lol (i will be bitching about running shitty before you know it)

Petie_BigStacks: ew
Petie_BigStacks: gg spr
DimJarnaby35: hes fine he will just win the 80K again
Petie_BigStacks: yea seriously
Petie_BigStacks: kids a beast
DimJarnaby35: yea
DimJarnaby35: dont see how he even plays this much
Petie_BigStacks: yea i know
DimJarnaby35: i win 100K in a month im takin a month break


this petie guy has such a sick roi in 45 mans, he is sitting over 40%, only one other guy i have seen (that i noticed, prob more out there) with an roi in the 40s with a descent sample so that should say something. he is def easily one of the very best. my roi is 23% in them and i make a lot of money from those. 40% is fucking sick.

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also i shipped $500 to the american cancer society, and will continue to make donations to charity on my big months.

adventures.... i smell like hookers....

well, as i have already posted i have purchased my reward hooker. i was a lil bummed i couldn't take pics inside without permission and the people at the ranch want me to call corporate for permission which i really do not want to do; i would email them, so easy and convenient, but i don't have corporate's email.

i should had brought my camera anyways to at least show the trip there, i actually like the drive. i live on the north/north west side of vegas so to get to pahrump (the town sheri's ranch is in) i take highway 159 (charleston) west towards red rock. just keep heading west passing bonnie springs, spring mountain ranch, and the tiny town of blue diamond (~300 ppl).



driving this stretch of 159 we used to always see wild donkeys and occasionally wild horses (lately all i see are a bunch of weirdo hippies obv from california riding their bicycles, lot less cool than wild animals), but it has been 3-4 years since i seen them out, definitely way down considering i used to see them at least 50% of the time i made the drive. i remember as a kid several times we would have to stop and wait for them to clear out of the road, and even fed them doritos (nacho cheese which is cheesier than nacho cheesier) once.

there is actually some cool stuff out here in the desert, i wish i would get off my lazy ass and do things more often, its been a while since we just took off and had fun and i like nature shit too, im just super lazy. i should had brought the camera to document the trip, i love the desert.

so shortly after passing blue diamond 159 dead ends into 160 and i take a right and head up into the mini mountain which is kinda cool too. would be awesome to live towards to top of this thing, cooler weather, not to many people and 30 min from vegas, kinda pricey though. people go up there to hike, go into caves, climb cliffs, and i believe hang gliding. so anyways i drive through mountain springs which is right near mount potosi (or is?).

so the mountain just takes a few minutes, we go up, see a bunch of pinion pines, a bar, a fire station, and right back down.pretty much as soon as the road gets straight we see a bunch of joshua trees which are awesome...




and the drive gets very boring, just a long straight highway with nothing. maybe another 30 minutes and we start to see town stuff a little and make a few lefts(manse and homestead i think)... and head on down to the end of the road.

about this time it clicked that i could take shitty pics with my camera phone to at least prove i was there.


this is as im getting pretty close, the law states (i think) these places have to be out in the middle of nowhere (although new construction has been getting kinda close, ppl will without a doubt buy a house next to a brothel and then complain to the govt that there is a brothel next door and try to shut them down).








this next picture shows how awesome my camera phone takes motion pics, here is the chicken ranch which comes 1st, but is still right next door.







proof im in the parking lot (about an hour and 15 min drive)...




wow... some hooker is about to get lucky, i doubt she has many customers this awesome...




sooo, some hooker is gonna get stuck with me... lol.


even though i was somewhat sure of which girls i wanted, i rather just go into the bar and have a beer or 2 and see what girls were hanging out in the bar, maybe 1 of the 3 i like would be there.

i will say the 1st chick who talked to me was mya and i didn't use her for a few reasons, but i wont say who i did use or even if she was on my list of 3. i have a good reason though, i don't want the girl i picked to get in trouble.

so mya comes up and asks if i party or whatever and a few retarded questions and then asks me to her room. after i explained that i came to see her but i just wanted to finish my beer, she hassled me. "just bring you beer, you don't need to wait". obv i didn't need to wait, but i want to finish my beer. "just bring your beer you can finish it in my room, lets go to my room, are you sure you don't wanna go to my room now?". just give me a minute, fuck... "well if you are sure you don't wanna go to my room and talk while you finish your beer, i guess i will go talk to that other guy till you are done". ok whatever.

so im finishing my beer and wondering if i should pick another girl, i mean mya looks fucking old and she was sloppy with a big belly. i decided (probably wrongfully so, but i never been with an asian) to go ahead and go talk to her as soon as i finished my beer. she wrapped her arm around me and led me to her room while she tried to talk me into some theme room or a several hour "party". after i told her i just want the regular standard service she told me like 5 times how i need to go all out and she would make it worth it.

we get to her room and she asks me to take a seat and i sit. she squeezes up real close to me with one arm around me and rubbing all up and down my leg and thigh explaining how i need to take her to the theme room. after i finally got her to except the fact that im not going to go in some special room or pay for something special she finally said:

old sloppy asian bitch: "fine, but basic sex is $3000"

me: "are you serious? no way am i spending that, only brought $500"

OSAB: "dont you have a credit card.... atm card... any money in the bank?"

me: "that is besides the point, im not spending more than $500 take it or leave it..."

OSAB: "for $500 i cant do anything... well ok i will do a quick BJ, but nothing else and only 20 min"

me (laughing): "you serious?"

OSAB: "your lucky i am even willing to give you a BJ for only $500"

me: "never mind then, i'll go talk to some other girls"


she then walked me(obv not touching me any more) to some older lady who must be a manager or a boss or something who then walked me back to the bar. it was just a few minutes before another girl came up to me.

this girl was definitely hotter than the old asian bitch, not anything special but nice body and a cute face, i would say she was about a 7.

anyways she starts by asking me stupid questions like "where im from" and whatever, then quickly gets to the point:

7: "so you thinking about taking one of the girls back?"

me: "was thinking about it, but now im not sure"

7: "why is that?"

me: "well, i was just talking to mya and she wanted $3000, she is out of her mind"

7: "ya, that old sloppy asian is expensive and a real bitch"

me: "ya, no shit, she makes me just wanna leave and never come back, fuck her"

7: "i do less expensive parties, you should come back to my room"

me: "sure"


and off we went.......

once we got there she explained how she takes her time and really gets into it and prides herself as a GFE, then asked me how much i wanted to spend. out of curiosity, i asked, "what do you normally charge for all that?". she said, "i don't normally do it for less than $1000". i obv said "im not spending more than $500" and she agreed.

i gave her the money and she took it to her boss and grabbed me a beer and her a drink.

she came back in, went into the bathroom to freshen up, came back into the room where i was and as i was drinking my beer she started kissing my neck and taking my shirt off... before i knew it she had my pants around my ankles and she was deep throating me like a champ.

at this point in time she never put a condom on me which is required by law even for BJs, but i wasn't gonna complain for obv reasons (one reason i like illegal hookers is a lot do BBBJs, anyways this is the reason i cant say who i was with). it didn't take me long, while still standing i busted in her mouth, she swallowed some and rest landed on her... she wiped it with her hand and licked it all up, was pretty awesome. (i feel weird giving details, but i think this was something worth mentioning)

she insisted i hang out a while so i could fuck her (which threw me off because most hookers def try to rush you out and we never discussed finishing twice), and this was my 1st time finishing 2 times with a hooker.

good times, definitely one of my favorite hooker experiences. i always figured if im getting a hooker i might as well get a different girl every time just to keep it different, but i would consider using her again.

maybe another trip next month....

god mode ftw....

i fucking did it again... 150r... 67.8k....and once at the final table my acct got stuck in god mode, i couldn't fucking lose....

so fucking sick to win this, and i win it twice. im def ok with running super bad if i keep making up for it in this tourney.

has been done....

i haven't yet decided what charity to pick, i will try to decide soon... but i have made my other purchase already...

i will talk about it more later.... wasn't able to get any pictures though, not allowed without clearance from corporate and im not going through all of that.

choices (NSFW?)

1st sorry about my tilt post i just made, i can feel the anger radiating off of me, not something im used to.

even though i had my worst 7 day period ever just now and im fucking pissed, im pretty sure im gonna get my reward for my awesome month last month.

soooo, im taking the next few days off, and have a few things i need to do, but i think i can fit in a trip to sheri's ranch. maybe the girls will let me take a pic or 2 to post, not sure if it is allowed.

i have to go to the ranch because i am not allowed to have an illegal hooker, no matter how hard i tried to talk my way into it. my GF just wont budge unless she is a current porn star (std testing). i guess her reasons are good, the legal girls get tested regularly, i just rather not drive an hour each way and pay more at the same time as limiting my choices a bit. im gonna follow her rules so i don't lose my hooker privileges.

the girl i wanted most has not been there in a long time, so i may have missed out, maybe one day she will come back so i can slack and miss out again, who knows. there isn't a huge selection of good girls there now, but there are a few hot ones imo.

you guys can browse the girls currently there and give me more suggestions and/or give me your opinions of the following 3 girls of which i will most likely choose from.

here is the 1st girl Mya, i never was a big fan of Asian girls but i need to try one and she seems like a good choice:





the 2nd girl Jordan, i kinda have a thing for black chicks:






and the 3rd one, Carerra:








if i get to busy and end up waiting a week or 2 i will have a few more options. you can browse the girls coming soon and see who you like.

i see two right away i like, both i posted pics of before i think...

Logan:



and Chanel who i had before and she was awesome in many ways, but i had her before, so unfortunately for her that moves her to the bottom of the list as a backup. the best thing about hookers imo is its so easy to always get a different girl. but fuck, her body was the most awesomest.




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i will keep posting the illegal girls i find for entertainment or for you guys to use, i found a few good ones recently that i will try to throw up here next week or something.

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also something else i said i would do if i had a great month was donate to some sick kid charity or something. i haven't really looked into anything yet, but i am gonna donate, and as far as charities go i cant imagine a better one than a cancer charity.

the more i think about it the more i think a sick kid/cancer charity prob just spends the money on making the kids lives better for the short time they are alive. money might be better spent in a general cancer research maybe.

any suggestions here? im a charity newbie, i mean we donate shit to big brother big sister on occasion, but that is just leaving shit outside and they come and get it.

fuck fdjgs;lgkh;fghzdfk;j (skip)

the shit that is happening is fucking bullshit unreal, just been running the worst. for the last week the bigger the tourney the worst i'll run... until today...

then everything goes wrong, i doubt i won more than 25% of my flips and 40% of my 80/20s and 70/30s which is fucking insane when you 10 table for 10 hours. every fucking time i had a big hand someone had AA, everytime i was shot and shoved from the fucking cutoff-sb the bb had AA or at the least had me dominated (im exaggerating a bit, but fucking most of the time). everytime i flopped big i ran into a set or got sucked out on.

i bubbled 5 45 mans, and cashed 0, also i cashed 0 mtts.

close to one of my worst days ever, lost 5k. and 10k last 7 days (must be my worst 7 day period). and i still been doing good in plo tourneys (as long as they are cheapies) won 1 and got a 3rd a few days ago.

fuck this piece of shit game. fuck ftops. and fuck every motherfucking lucky faggot who always mother fucking hits. and most of all fuck KK. and fuck everyone who reads this piece of shit waste of time blog.

im taking a few days off.

tilt... (NSFW) (sorry if offensive - ok not really)

im not sure many of you guys can relate, but i know you vegas people and probably a lot of the bigger city people might, but fuck carpool lanes. these are somewhat new in vegas and they make no sense at all.

during rush hour that lane obv hardly gets used, so whats the fucking point. during med traffic times the old mother fuckers usually with a veteran license plate will clog the fast lanes several miles ahead of where the car pool lane starts. soooo instead of just staying in the slow lanes where they should be, you know since they drive 10 mph under the speed limit, these mother fuckers just go 10 under in the fucking fast lane like fucking idiots so they can easily get into the car pool lane in 15 minutes, and still go 10 under, just with no other cars behind them stressing out.

so should we car pool so we can go 10 mph slower in the lane with no traffic? fuck that, fuck the govt, and fuck the faggots wasting tax payer money for this bull shit, and most of all fuck the asswipes who try their best to slow down all of traffic just so they can feel special and be in their OWN lane.

i have officially decided to never obey car pool lane rules and i will go in and out of the car pool lane as i fucking please and this will be my way of saying FUCK YOU. i cant wait to show the veteran dude how fucking special he is. i bet these faggots get pissed when they see a vehicle with only 1 person in that lane, its my turn to tilt these fuckers.

another brilliant car pool thing we have here in vegas is on-ramp lanes with 3 lanes, 2 with stop lights so us regular people have to stop before getting on the freeway, and the 3rd lane has no light so car poolers dont have to stop.

real fucking brilliant, make everyone come to a complete stop before merging onto the freeway. why we give these guys our money for is beyond me.

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another thing that tilts me....

it tilts me when all these fags act like obama is the answer to all the worlds problems. i wish these idiots would go look at his and biden's voting record and see how much change they believe in....

do these fucking idiots think this is the 1st politician to ever not lie? what makes him more credible then any others? esp when there is evidence everywhere he is the same.

look at their voting records.. they are good ole boys just like the rest.

also, WTF is with these fucking wacko christian fucks, sending mass emails saying obama is the anti-christ, is that all you got? you that scared? and you guys say muslims are crazy. maybe all religious ppl are fucked in the head.

if any of you honestly think we will have any noticeable change for the better by electing either obama or mcfag, then you are seriously fucking delusional. just face it, we have no REAL choice, they wont let it happen. the system is fucked. they will protect their own and continue to sell out the american ppl.

i decided for the 1st time since i turned 18 im not going to vote. im done, i give up.


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it also tilts me i cant find any new sexy hookers to post, and now that im wanting to go get one from the ranch the hot chicks aren't there. i might have to get one of these website hookers and meet them in a hotel room.

only 1 descent girl that i find that hasn't been posted yet...